Retired EOD Tech More Sippin' Less Bippin' Shirt

You’ve done your time in the blast suit. You’ve cut the wires, cleared the roads, and walked away from more than a few “Oh sh*t” moments. Now? You’re retired, and the only thing you’re defusing is the ice in your drink.

This hilarious and badass shirt is made for the Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) pros who’ve traded in danger for downtime—but still carry that legendary swagger.

Why You’ll Want This Shirt:

• Explosive Humor: With crossed detonators, the EOD badge, and the phrase “More Sippin’, Less Bippin’,” this design hits every mark with style and sarcasm.

• Post-Mission Comfort: Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 tee—ultra-soft, lightweight, and perfect for backyard beers, beach chairs, or chill missions only.

• Relaxed Warrior Color Options: Available in Black, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Navy, Navy, Military Green, and Heather Military Green.

Perfect For:

• Retired EOD techs with a drink in one hand and zero stress

• Families who want to gift the perfect mix of honor and humor

• EOD brothers and sisters who get the joke without explanation

• Anyone who’s traded in C-4 for coffee

Because you already did the dangerous part.
Now it’s time for slow sips, cold drinks, and well-earned peace.
Cheers, Tech. You’ve earned it.